We walk around with our eyes closed.

New York is a urban metropolis that is filled with people who rush from one end to the next. The only ones who actually take notice of our city are tourists. There an annoying bunch but are tolerated because they bring money which stimulates our economy. No am not going to bash tourists in this post instead we should take a page from them and actually enjoy the pleasures our city has. Some at this point will be like that's not true. when we have the time to we do take notice of the sights the city has. Repeatedly going to the same bar or cafe is not enjoying the city. Experiencing the different things each borough has to offer and being able to actually enjoy them. This whole realization came to me this morning when I randomly pointed my finger at a subway map and ended up in Brooklyn. Mind you I somehow ended up near prospect park and took in some of the local attractions. Yes I was disoriented for a bit because navigating the streets of Brooklyn are a hassle but you know the old saying it's not about how you get there but the journey you take and what you come out of it. So next time your bored or want some spontaneity just take the train and see where it takes you cause each of the five boroughs has hidden wonders.

Laughter really is the best medicine!

So am letting my brain simmer for a bit till then enjoy this partial list I posted about ex girlfriends. I don't own it and blah blah there's probably some copyright but like I stated I didnt write so dont sue jeez.
B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!! C is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before. E is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies. F is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her. H is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out. I stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors. N stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she? O is for On top. When on top she has another O word. P is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month. Q is for Quitter. She couldn't last. R is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it. T is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies. V is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place. W stands for Whine. She was a pro at this. Y stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

Things that are annoying!

I am still dead tired from yesterday and have had time to think about things that are annoying.

1. When people are chewing gum and keeping snapping their gum right next to your ear. Its fine when your a kid but when your an older person it just looks foolish. 
2. Using your cell phone loudly in a crowded bus or subway car. Nobody needs to know what you did this morning or hear a barge of profanity come out every other sentence.
3. Teenagers are a pain. Yes we where all teenagers at one point but I think every year they just get stupider and more obnoxious. 
4. People who don't know how to drive. When your making a turn make sure you signal. Nobody want to hear you blasting out music from your car window.
5. Walking down a sidewalk and there's that one person who blocks you right in the middle. You have to slow down or find an alternate route to bypass them.
6. Waiting in line at a store or any other place and the person at the counter takes there sweet time. Meanwhile the person behind you is tailgating and you feel their breath on your neck.
7. Plastic bindings on objects that are a pain to get off.
8. Tourists who gawk at every little thing and ask you to take their picture even though its obvious that your in a rush.
9. Not being able to clean up after your pet. How hard is it to do this.
10. Hot chicks who think there all that and feel that the world should revolve around them. Get over yourselves in a couple of years your going to start getting wrinkles.
11. When ordering off a menu and being specific about what you want and the order totally coming back messed up. You could get it fixed but then there's the possibility of something being done to your food.
12. Social networking sites are great way to keep in touch but become a hassle after awhile when people get offended if you don't respond to every poke or message. 
13. Where any type of food package that claims to have a specific amount is less than honest. It is either filled with air or you really get more packing then you really want.
14. Hanging out with friends and having that one person show up late and starts being loud and complains about the food and drinks and yet there always mooching off of everyone else.
15. Expecting something to be free but then you realize that there are certain restrictions that you most comply with before its actually free.
16. Holding the train doors for someone and holding up the train.
17. A person catches your line of sight and they then hope that they will be the ones who will make you break eye contact.The same applies to a blinking contest.
18. When you get a text from a person and respond back yet it takes them a long time to get back to you.
19. Baby strollers because the parents block the aisle or place the stroller in such a way that it's an inconvenience to everyone.
20. A person sitting too close to you even though plenty of empty seats are available and its just awkward when it happens.
21. Bumping into someone who you have not seen in ages and you can't remember their name. Yet they know yours and you have to keep the conversation going without mentioning their name.